Comedy Club Menu

At Carmine’s Comedy Club, you can see some of the brightest comedy stars around, all while you wine and dine on the most refreshing drinks and delicious dishes in the Hudson Valley from our Comedy Club Menu.

You can also choose to enjoy our “Dinner And A Show” special. You’ll get a ticket for the show, and you’ll be served a mouth-watering meal before the curtain comes up. Everything’s included for one great price.

After you’re seated inside Carmine’s Comedy Club, you can choose from our Comedy Club Menu’s enticing appetizers and top shelf cocktails. Either way, let us tantalize your tastebuds while our talent tickles your funny bone!

Drinks | Carmine's Comedy Club


Ultimate Margarita – Patron Silver, Grand Marnier, lime juice and finished with a splash of sour mix 10

Top Shelf Tea - Grey Goose Vodka, Hendricks Gin, Patron Tequila, Bacardi 8 Rum, Grand Marnier topped with sour mix and a splash of Pepsi 9

Veri Berri Martini – Stolichnaya Razberi, Stoli Blueberi, Berry Infusion Pucker with a splash of cranberry juice 8

Umberto’s Lemonade – Absolut Citron, Bacardi Lemon, Limoncello, and pink lemonade 8

Cherry Apple Martini – Three Olive Cherry Vodka, Absolut Oriental Apple Vodka, and Sour Apple Pucker 8

Pink Poughkeepsie – Absolut Citron, Stoli Razberi, Triple Sec, a splash lime juice, and grenadine topped with pink lemonade 8

The Red Fox – Stoli Razberi, Triple Sec, lime juice, and cranberry juice 7

Espresso Martini – Three Olives Triple Shot Espresso Vodka, Kahlua, and Bailey’s Coffee 8

Triple Chocolate Martini – Three Olives Chocolate Vodka, Godiva Chocolate, and White Chocolate Liqueur, Crème de Cacao 9

Italian Margarita – Amaretto Disaronno Liqueur, Jose Cuervo Tequila, orange juice, and a splash of sour mix 7

Chocolate Raztini – Stolichnaya Razberi Vodka, Three Olives Chocolate Vodka, and Godiva White Chocolate Liqueur 9

Food | Carmine's Comedy Club


Barbeque Chips – House made barbeque chips served warm 3

Buffalo Calamari – Fried Calamari tossed in buffalo sauce served with blue cheese 10

Flat Bread Pizza – Topped with crispy bacon, chicken cutlet, and creamy Ranch sauce 9

Risotto Croquettes – Creamy Risoto rolled in panko served with marinara sauce 9

Petite Osso Bucco – Slow braised pork shank served in a rustic tomato sauce, finished with a touch of demi-glace 9

Slider Trio (Pick Three) – Meatball Parmigiana, Chicken Cutlet Parmigiana, Eggplant Parmigiana, Burger, Cheeseburger, Umberto’s Burger (a grilled burger topped with provolone, sautéed onions, mushrooms and peppers) 8

Ricotta Wonton Wrappers – Crispy wonton wrappers filled with herbed ricotta cheese and served with a marinara dipping sauce 9

Umberto Wings – Wings marinated in your choice of sauces: Buffalo, Barbeque, Honey Barbeque, Garlic Parmigiana, Maple Whiskey Barbeque 8

Bacon Wrapped Mozzarella Sticks – Deep fried mozzarella sticks wrapped in crispy bacon and served with our own Maple Whiskey Barbeque sauce 10

Dinner And A Show | Carmine's Comedy ClubMake it a complete night out with our special Dinner And A Show package. You'll get you choice of an appetizer, salad, and entree, plus you'll get one ticket to that night's comedy show, all for one low price!


Shrimp Cocktail - Jumbo shrimp served with our homemade cocktail sauce

Bruschetta - Toasted garlic focaccia bread topped with fresh mozzarella, basil, diced plum tomatoes, sliced black olives, and red onions, drizzled with extra virgin olive oil


Mixed Green Salad - Served with sliced cherry tomatoes, olives, and cucumbers

Caesar Salad - Romaine lettuce, homemade garlic croutons, romano cheese, and Caesar dressing


Pollo alla Franchese - Breast of chicken dipped in egg and sautéed in a lemon white wine sauce

Polla alla Marsala - Breast of chicken sautéed with sliced mushrooms and marsala wine

Vitello alla Parmigiana - Breaded veal cutlet topped with tomato sauce and mozzarella cheese

Linguine con Vongole - Whole and chopped clams served over linguine in a red or white garlic sauce

Tilapia - Roasted garlic-herb encrusted tilapia served with a pesto cream sauce

$20 per person

additional to your comedy show ticket

Drinks not included. Tax and gratuity extra.